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Beer. Sex. Pizza. Repeat...
​(in any order)

Men simply do not require the level of attention that most women think;
we certainly don't require as much as you do (ladies).

Men are not complicated, ladies...we want to help you figure us out!
​We most assuredly will never figure you out, (albeit, we do try! Well, most of us...) so why not at least figure out the 3 main ingredients to our desired "blissfulness"?
You know, our idea of Nirvana (no, not the band).
RESERVE COUNSELLING TIME
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Beer...and just about ANY kind

Beer styles and types are like men styles and types...some of them good, some sour, some stanky, some tasty, and some beer will leave you with a wicked hangover!
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Sex...
​served up anyway you'd like it!

Any position, anywhere, and really, we don't care about the lingerie, unless of course it's lingerie football...well, if it makes you feel hot, we're down. 
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Not just pizza - just good food, really!

Pizza is just easy...a lot like us. We just love good food; it goes well with good beer and certainly with good sex!

Counselling Has Never Felt So Good!

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Come for a Day, Stay for a Week

Pay a lot of money, hear a lot about football, power tools, sex, food, beer and how to please your man!
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Upcoming Events

​VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL!
​Dr. Grammar's Class for Conversations

12345 South Lickasack Avenue
Oro Valley, AZ 85737

(800) 123-4567

Ever wonder how to hold a conversation with a man...AND hold his interest? This classic class is not to be missed!
​VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL - 2/14

02/16

What's an IPA?​

04:30PM
The higher the alcohol, the better! Learn what real men want and drink!

02/17

Pedicures are for Pussies...

07:30PM
Pedicures might be thought of as a "pussy move"...right up until your nasty heals and toe nails tear the sheets. Learn how to teach your man the benefits of this action.

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