Services

We have a variety of Services...from classes in Massage, Football 101, and Don't Jerk It OFF, it's only an expression!

Full-Body Massages

$95
​Yes, we love them! In this service, you pay to learn how we like to be massaged; where, how long, what pressure, and the types of oil to use. Don't forget the Happy Ending - We'll teach you that...FREE!

Don't Jerk it OFF!

$75
In this class and service you will pay to learn how to actually masturbate a man, without creating discomfort! You will learn the fulfilling enjoyment of seeing, hearing, and feeling it done RIGHT!

Football 101

This class and service is FREE! Here we teach you the game, how the Cowboys suck, and how to keep quiet until commercial breaks, UNLESS you actually are cheering or commenting on the game and associated play. SARCASM and RIDICULE are encouraged and we teach you how to TAUNT!